*Chad Jarnagin

Wait for it… wait for it… How many of you will wait for it? There is a pay off.

This is the only way for my beloved Buckeyes to some-what redeem themselves for the past 2 title beatings from those pesky SEC schools.

Oh my GA friends. We could all have so much fun together. :)

… consists of a few things. 

-I lived in Ohio 

-Michael Jackson (was brilliant, but still strange)

-My Cincinnati Reds were not good… and Pete Rose did something bad.

-My Cincinnati Bengals were winning

-I thought I was going to play baseball for a living when I grew up
-Alf

-My Big Wheel (mine didn’t have streamers)

… and that’s about it. 

Many of you might know of Rufus. For the last 2 years he has entertained the casa de Jarnagin. Just thought I would let you guys in on some of the fun.

The following are all the more reason to not have a bulletin at church. I’m sure there have been funnier misprints, mistakes, and plays on words out there, but these are pretty good. Have a laugh on this Monday.

“Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.”

“The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.”

“For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.”

“Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.”

“At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What Is Hell?’ Come early and listen to our choir practice.”

“Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM – prayer and medication to follow.”

If you have seen or heard some good ones share in the comments.