Church bulletin fun
May 12th, 2008
The following are all the more reason to not have a bulletin at church. I’m sure there have been funnier misprints, mistakes, and plays on words out there, but these are pretty good. Have a laugh on this Monday.
“Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.”
“The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.”
“For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.”
“Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.”
“At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What Is Hell?’ Come early and listen to our choir practice.”
“Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.”
If you have seen or heard some good ones share in the comments.
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I think my all time favorite is:
“The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.”
it wasn’t in the bulletin, it was in the order of service…
“Sermon - By Beelzebub”
My favorite is Dick Wells’ slip up in a service last year but, I won’t repeat it here. ;]
Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be “Little Mothers” will meet with the Pastor in his private study.
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